Format: Two Page Government Letter

Dimensions: 8.5 in x 11in letter (2 pages)

Details: Government Warning Letter with attached Spending Report

 

Transcript:

February 11 [Blank]

[Blank]

607—13472 Yarn Way

Moutonia

RE: Your Baaadness

Dear [Blank],

It brings Lulu no happiness at all to inform you that you have failed to meet last month’s consumption quota by 3.78%. This is your second lifetime infraction and consequently, your second warning letter. Unfortunately, if you fail to meet your monthly consumption quota for the third time, you will be punished. Your punishment is determined by your overall shortfalls and delinquency. Further information can be found in Lulu’s Handbook.

Your consumption quota for this month has been raised by 3.78%, the amount of your previous shortfall. May Lulu suggest purchasing Lulu & Friends branded merchandise for your family?

 Don’t be baaad!